Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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You know you’re an adult when you care more about your parents’ health than they do.
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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Tissue companies profit off of sickness, sadness and shame.
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Being able to do well in high school without having to put in much effort is actually a big disadvantage later in life.
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A hamburger doesn’t have a front or back until you bite it
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The promise of heaven was the greatest piece of propaganda ever created
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Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive but earning $100 isn’t a lot of money.
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Yoga is single player twister.
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If a company celebrates 365 days accident free, then they’re celebrating the anniversary of the accident.
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