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Hawaii shirts are the Christmas sweaters of summer.
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Due to radiation in space and the earth rotating, we are all technically in a giant microwave
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Your kidneys filter out the liquid portion of your blood and adds some salt to it. Urine it’s basically human broth.
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No matter how much you think you’re in control of your body you still have to lay there every night waiting for your body to let you go to sleep.
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Valentine’s Day is coming up but most men will receive their first bouquet of flowers at their funerals.
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You can really tell who hasn’t worked in a retail/customer service job by the way they treat the workers at a store
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An electric toothbrush doesn’t break. It just becomes a regular toothbrush.
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Going to the supermarket is foraging on easy mode.
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Your life consists mostly of moments you don’t remember