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Madison Square Garden is not on Madison Ave., is not square and is not a garden
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Eating solid cheese feels like eating more cheese than eating melted cheese.
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In two thousand years archeologists will find the ruins of Venice beneath the ocean and have a lot of questions about how and why.
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It has never been easier to get famous
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Shouldn’t Men use female perfume because it’s made to smell good for female buyers.
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Millions of people will die believing ponies are baby horses
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Plants can’t eat in the dark.
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Fame is only attractive because there is money involved, otherwise it’s a very shitty existence.
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Taking a shit is one of life’s most common activities, but the one that is the least discussed
