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The world’s first Trillionaire will be a very bad sign, not a good thing.
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It’s a good thing farts aren’t contagious like yawns.
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Driving a car is actually some Wile E. Coyote type madness. We’re riding a series of explosions down a freeway at nearly 100 mile an hour
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Based strictly on a photograph, human beings are able to firmly and conclusively decide whether or not they want to ingest another human’s bodily secretions
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Every country uses solid colors and creative patterns on each of their flags to uniquely represent themselves. Yet for some reason, not a single country considered using a gradient.
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Unless you had an open fracture, you can’t really be sure of the colour of your bones.
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Lefties who write in arabic are the lucky minority, in opposition to right-handed people here, to not get their hand dirty while writing
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Pretending to be happy doubles the misery
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Parents used to tell kids not to believe in anything the TV said and nowadays, parents believe in everything social media says.
