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The invention of lightbulbs was such a great idea that it became the symbol of ideas.
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It is surprising that orange juice is traditionally a morning drink considering how incompatible it is with toothpaste.
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A size (XS) and size (XXL) cost the exact same, even though there’s a lot more fabric in the latter.
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Kids in the 1950s thought trains were old news and looked forward to flying cars, kids in the 2020s think cars are old news and look forward to having trains.
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No one ever thinks a car alarm going off is due to a burglary. We just think it’s user error.
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We don’t usually teach cats lots of things, but we do teach them to use a litter tray. We teach dogs a lot of things, but we don’t teach them to use a litter tray.
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According to statistics roughly 2billion cups of coffee are consumed worldwide per day. Caffeine is a drug. That’s a lot of drug addicts.
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Dads tell cheesy jokes not because humour gets worse with age, but because the more life experience you have, the more value you place on anything that might make someone laugh, even if it’s at your own expense.
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It’s socially acceptable to make your kids do your job if you own a farm but not if you work in an office
