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Humanity sent an unsolicited dick-pic, our mix tape and directions to our place as our first contact.
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Training to kill people is free (army), but training to save people costs thousands (medical school)
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We normalised the concept or visual of drinking alcohol so much that we don’t consider it a recreational drug.
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The deep ocean is the most natural habitat for vampires: no sunlight, no wood, no garlic, no vampire hunters, and sperm whales are mammals that have a TON of blood in them
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We go to sleep tired, and wake up exhausted.
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In Toy Story it must be pure agony to exist as an unassembled lego set
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Pressing the door lock button on your car’s key fob just once never seems to lock it enough.
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Fast food restaurants are no longer the faster and cheaper option that they started out as.
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Grenades in movies take a lot longer to explode when they land near a good guy who has a chance to throw it back.
