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The most disturbing part of Shawshank Redemption might be that there was just an open sewer pipe leading into the town’s river.
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Most lesbian porn almost instantly passess the bechdel test
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There is a person in charge of blurring every shot of the show Naked and Afraid.
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Caffeine is the only drug you can publicly be proud of being addicted to
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All Voldemort needed to do to track Harry down was address a letter to him, give it to an owl, and follow the owl on broomstick.
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Flossing wouldn’t be necessary if our teeth were fused together in a continuous horseshoe shape
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People who went to hell hundreds of years ago must be so confused by the clothing of people who went to hell recently.
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Thirty-eight years of evolution, yet Windows still can’t tell you what program is using the USB device you tried to eject.
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Trees are so effective at creating shade because any sunlight that gets through is energy they’re missing out on
