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It’d be outrageous if workers were expected to take stimulants to cope with the workday, but it’s absolutely fine when they choose to drink them for the same reason
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Our brain is so powerful, its capable of simulating multiple other people in their entirety in dreams
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The Mission Impossible movies got a lot better when Tom Cruise stopped having sex in them
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There must have been adults complaining how soft kids were when they outlawed child labor
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We’ll never truly know how famous pornstars are because most people are too afraid to publicly associate with them.
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As acceptance for Sex Robots grows, society will trend towards having bias-free statistics on penis size.
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It’s totally normal to wave at every passing driver while driving down a quiet country road, but totally insane in the city.
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Millions of people wake up at the exact same second from using their cell phone as an alarm clock.
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You never see commercials for new cereals. There are no new cereals. For some reason, cereal innovation ceased in the 90s.
