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Paper cuts will become increasingly less common in the future
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Most awkward people are only awkward because they are so concerned about being awkward that they become awkward
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Poll: Showerthoughts logo – stripes or no stripes?
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All inhabitants of Discworld are flat-earthers.
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There were dinosaur fossils when dinosaurs were still around.
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Finding out you have the same birthday as someone makes you like them more for no reason.
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Fuck might be the most versatile word in the English language.
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There are no slurs for deaf people
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Death is only sad for the ones left living.
