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Flying cars are not viable due to human stupidity in operating heavy machinery, not because the technology is impossible
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Calling yourself an AI artist is almost exactly the same as calling yourself a cook for heating readymade meals in a microwave
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Lego is simultaneously the world’s largest, and world’s smallest tyre manufacturer.
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It really ought not be wrong to disclose to an interviewer that you only want a job for the money
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Urine in a full bladders weighs about 1.5 pounds, but you never hear anyone talk about weighing yourself before and after peeing like you do about pooping.
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Considering why it’s celebrated, fire works on the 4th of July is inconsiderate to veterans.
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The word ‘seldom’ is hardly ever used.
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The Sorting Hat is a malicious bastard, placing kids in Houses based on character traits and sewing the seeds of tribal conflict within Hogwarts.
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People hate the rich but also want to be rich.
