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Not one of us has ever been completely motionless
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No fast food chain has beef nuggets
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It is entirely possible that somewhere, maybe in London, a direct descendent of Jack the Ripper is living unaware of their infamous ancestor.
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Conspiracy theorists seem to forget how hard it is for even two people to keep a secret.
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People shorten Mayonnaise to Mayo but there is no shortened form of Worcestershire, which is way more laborious
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Alcohol companies never show a drunk person in their ads
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Never seen a person in a porno with an outie belly button
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North Korean hackers are the only North Koreans who get to watch porn
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Anime porn is the most humanitarian category to watch
