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The fact that french fries are vegan just doesn’t feel right
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One person has had the smelliest fart any human has ever had, and never knew it
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Since sexuality is a spectrum, there is exactly one person who is the gayest.
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They really never made that iPhone 9
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AI-generated fake boobs are also silicon based.
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Becoming poor as an ex-celebrity must horrible. You’re too poor hide in exclusive spaces, but still recognizable enough for people to note your present state of poverty
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Ben Stiller put up with an entire museum coming to life at night for $11.50 an hour.
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You can masturbate to scratch the itch for sex, but not the itch for cuddling.
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People have been going to CVS for years, decades even, but no one knows what it stands for without looking it up
