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Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.
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Every individual is the world record holder of something oddly specific.
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Luxury cars advertise maximum speeds that you can never legally drive.
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Gay men born by cesarean section may NEVER have come in contact with a vagina.
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We’re nice to old people who are moving slow but only if they’re walking… not if they’re driving slow
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When hard-core gamers pass from old age, their bloated Steam accounts may become a valuable addition of the will.
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A likely reason there’s been no obvious super geniuses in recent years is that they all go into tech/finance instead of Nobel prize winning professions
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Mammals are the only group of animal that lacks an abundance of vibrant colors.
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Intentionally losing in rock, paper, scissor is as difficult as winning it.
