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Percentage tipping is weird because a customer buying a more expensive meal had nothing to do with the server
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Most people are Asian.
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Dogs don’t understand that you’re driving the car. They think that every once in a while you get into the metal box and it takes you someplace random.
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The fact that we even exist is insane.
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We’re lucky sound doesn’t travel in space. Imagine if the sun were as loud as it is bright.
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Maybe most flightless birds are below the equator because they don’t have the wings to just fly there for the winter
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Laundromats taking quarters doesn’t make sense anymore. Especially given the prices to wash and dry
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Many people have black tape over their laptop and desktop cameras, but hardly anyone bothers to cover their cellphone camera.
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Since morticians typically sew the deceased jaw closed, zombies wouldn’t really be able to bite people
