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Hitting a bong is using all four elements at once.
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Kinda sad we can’t use moose as horses
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We clean everything with hot water except our own teeth
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New York City, if you can make it there, you’ll make it anywhere (as long as anywhere has every possible convenience imaginable within a kilometer)
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It’s ironic that the things many people do to look more attractive are the very things they remove before sex.
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Social media is really an unofficial competition to find who the biggest c*nt’s on the planet are
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You can openly carry any awkward object in public as long as you seem confused about it.
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You have to be bi-sexual to fully appreciate how bad the opposite sex is at oral sex.
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There must be gay couples named Adam and Steve
