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Scrooge McDuck is losing money due to inflation for keeping his money in a vault
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Many men are insecure about their hairloss even though it’s been scientifically proven to be a result of high testosterone
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You never hear covers of rap songs.
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Being naked while wearing shoes, somehow feels more naked than being naked.
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Fiona’s parents didn’t know their daughter had married Shrek and turned into an ogre, but sent the invitation to the royal ball to Shrek’s swamp.
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You never really hear about women having foot fetishes.
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Two medieval knights likely had the world’s most epic sword fight and no one was around to witness it
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The solar eclipse was highly publicized but kinda boring. The solar storm lights were barely publicized but way more exciting.
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It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into the next day like staying up late does.
