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There’s something oddly unsettling about knocking on someone’s door fewer than three times.
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I am my wife’s passive income.
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In 8 more years, we won’t have to wonder if the date is written in mm-dd or mm-yy.
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Animals have no idea they have organs inside them or why they need to eat and sleep to survive.
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Why would the Grim Reaper need a scythe if he can kill people by just touching them?
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A skull found on Mars would raise a lot of questions. A fake skull found on Mars would raise even more.
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Crazy Rich Asians actually failed to show perhaps even 1% of the enormity of an actually crazy rich Asian wedding (the Ambani wedding).
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It’s clear time travel will never happen because if it did, every concert today would be completely packed.
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Having a legitimate right ear injury that required a bandage would be the worst right now.
