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Roads allow us to travel scenic routes and see things most of our ancestors never saw. But they did have a 360-degree, peaceful view of local and pure landscape every single day, without pavement stretching for miles ahead.
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If you put a burger patty with slices of cheese, tomato, onions, and lettuce on a tortilla it’s kinda weird. But if you chop all of it up, it’s a taco
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If being photogenic is a heritable trait, social media and dating apps are affecting evolution.
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You can measure your lifespan accurately, but it comes with a price.
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Gravestones are backwards. They are positioned so you have to stand on the dead to read them. They should be at the foot of the grave.
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No matter how accurate a period drama is, it will always be ruined by a perfect Hollywood smile.
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Most superheroes couldn’t eat fast enough to maintain their caloric needs.
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Since it happened 23 years ago, about 30% of the US population is too young to never forget September 11th.
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If corporations are considered people, they should be treated the same as individuals when found guilty of a crime. Instead of merely paying fines, they should also “serve time in prison” by having all their assets frozen during their sentence.
