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We’re pretty lucky that pigeons make gentle cooing noises and not loud squawking noises.
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Hip Hop will soon be considered “dad music”.
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Getting drafted can either be the best day of your life (sports) or the worst day of your life. (military)
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In bathrooms, a wet door handle should be more comforting than a dry one.
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When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.
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Many superheroes actually don’t have to put their pants on one leg at a time.
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Catch Me If You Can is an actor playing an actor who can’t act.
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There’s probably a travel agency somewhere already thinking about offering a 2061 Halley’s Comet cruise package.
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While obviously even, it just feels wrong for a number like 777,777,772 to not be odd.
