Month: February 2025
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If Pokemon were real, fire types would be illegal to own in California.
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If we’re above the ground when we’re born ,and below the ground after death,then by the intermediate value theorem at one point we were exactly at the ground’s level.
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We like to complain about others’ headlights being too bright, often not knowing just how bright our own headlights are.
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We should make Congress and all public officials work for minimum wage to show us how to live on it.
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Most superheroes would probably develop CTE from all the hits to the head they would get over the years.
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Getting a 3 out of 5 stars is a lot better than a 6 out of 10.
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You can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet.
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If commercialized space travel will ever exist we will probably be able to buy water from Europa as a luxury product the same way as we are able to buy iceberg water nowadays.
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Death by trash compactor is probably a leading cause of death among raccoons.
