Month: August 2024
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Gravestones are backwards. They are positioned so you have to stand on the dead to read them. They should be at the foot of the grave.
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No matter how accurate a period drama is, it will always be ruined by a perfect Hollywood smile.
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Most superheroes couldn’t eat fast enough to maintain their caloric needs.
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Since it happened 23 years ago, about 30% of the US population is too young to never forget September 11th.
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If corporations are considered people, they should be treated the same as individuals when found guilty of a crime. Instead of merely paying fines, they should also “serve time in prison” by having all their assets frozen during their sentence.
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Flopping must make soccer medics’ jobs much more work than they need to be.
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Car alarms going off by mistake are so common that nobody ever thinks the car is actually being robbed.
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It’s likely that some small percentage of people who died during an emergency operation died because the surgeon just wasn’t really feeling it that day.
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Anything that contains mushrooms isn’t technically “plant based.”
