Scholastic book fairs were the Catalina fucking wine mixer of elementary school socials.
Scholastic book fairs were the Catalina fucking wine mixer of elementary school socials.
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Becoming poor as an ex-celebrity must horrible. You’re...
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Ben Stiller put up with an entire museum...
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You can masturbate to scratch the itch for...
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People have been going to CVS for years,...
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All it takes for an average man to...
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At some point in history, full nudity changed...
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In 1451 a couple named their kid Amerigo,...
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People who can afford lawyers have more rights...
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Learning cursive was pointless
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It’s kind of ridiculous that seat belt laws...
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It’s surprising that GPS is free, in a...
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A generation of people know Chris Brown as...
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Having loud sex in your apartment gives your...
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People feel less pain buying a $1000 phone...
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You can really torture a masochist by not...
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Not one of us has ever been completely...
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No fast food chain has beef nuggets
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It is entirely possible that somewhere, maybe in...
