Month: February 2023
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Those of us born in the early 90s will one day be the last people alive who remember life before the internet
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People draw dicks everywhere because vaginas are much harder to accurately depict.
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When you turn 113 years old, you become a teenager again
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The second person in a conga line is always the person who starts it.
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It’s safer to be an airport Uber driver since your passengers went thru TSA before getting in
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In Monopoly, if no one ever buys a property, everyone gets richer and no one loses.
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Videogames make crouch walking seem effortless
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Minivans have sliding doors so that kids don’t hit other cars
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You don’t realize how far you scroll until you try to go back to something.