View Full Post “Horrible”, “horrifying” and “horrific” describe negative experiences. So do “terrible” and “terrifying”. But “terrific” is used positively.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Giving actors honorary degrees devalues the degrees they are being given in honor2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post It’s okay to kick a pregnant women as long as it’s from the inside.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post A lottery is most likely to be won by someone who makes really poor financial decisions.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Girls don’t compliment guys because they’re likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don’t know how to handle it2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Zombie movies are the only place in which people don’t immediately recognize people acting like zombies2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The flavor of Dr. Pepper, animal crackers, and Swedish Fish are near impossible to describe, but they taste like the color they consist of.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Jar Jar Binks was an idiot who somehow got kept getting promotions until he eventually helped destroy the Galactic Republic.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post It seems that every sock that gets lost in the wash gets reincarnated as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit on any container.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Maybe Superheroes wear capes, to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Growing up we’re told to play it straight. Get a job. Stay away from easy money and the risks it carries. Then we grow up and discover working fulltime doesn’t even pay half the bills.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Every wild animal has a birthday, and neither us nor them know when it is.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post As a loner, it’s not about not having friends. It’s a lack of quality people.2 years ago2 years ago
