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View Full Post You wish for world peace and suddenly every human on the planet drops dead, wish granted.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post In the future, people will be forced to work during the night when it’s cool and sleep during the day to avoid heatstroke.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Most rich uncles and aunts are not really rich. They just don’t have kids2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The main child actors in Harry Potter were tutored on set so they theoretically went to school at Hogwarts2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Lemons were not naturally made, so life didn’t give us lemons, we gave lemons life2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post People will trust a loaf of bread off the shelf with just a twist tie, but they insist on at least two layers of tamper-resistant seals for any product they put on that bread.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post a different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you2 years ago2 years ago
