View Full Post The person that invented toast was just like “Damn that bread is good, cook it again”2 years ago2 years ago
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View Full Post The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire2 years ago2 years ago
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View Full Post People are much more desensitized to seeing other people die than seeing animals/pets die.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Humans are Lucky that our arms are long enough to reach our buttholes.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post A parent making fun of his kid because the kid watches someone else play a game on Twitch is doing exactly the same when he watches sports on TV2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post If you don’t set an alarm, but wake up just when you wanted, you’re happy. But if you set an alarm and wake up just before the alarm, it’s annoying2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Many people are aware of rule 34, but don’t know of any other rules.2 years ago2 years ago
