View Full Post Human beings never stop pretending. When you are a kid you pretend that a cardboard box is a pirate ship. When you are older you pretend a piece of paper is extremely more valuable than it really is.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post There are probably households that throw away more tissues with sperm in them than snot.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Nothing is more worrying Than hearing a crunch in your mouth While eating a soft food2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Teenagers would probably not be allowed to see a movie made of their own daydreams2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post If bad luck / superstitions were real, you would have heard stories of at least some bad people forcing others to step on cracks, open umbrellas indoors, break mirrors, walk under ladders, etc2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post For pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post When the weather says more clouds than sun, there only needs to be 2 clouds for that to be true2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post There are people who work in life threatening conditions for 12+ hours a day to support their family while other people are spending millions of dollars on pictures of monkeys.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post “Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.” – Rosa Diaz2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The word crisp starts at the back if your throat and ends at the front.2 years ago2 years ago
