View Full Post Somewhere in the world there is one penguin who is the most gnarly, hardcore, badass penguin living by penguin standards and to us it just looks like another chubby little bird.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post When you’ve been sad for too long that you actually start to get uncomfortable if you feel happiness for a little moment.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Balding is not in the body positivity movement, but gaining weight is. However, one of those things is often times more controllable while the other happens whether you like it or not.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Finger whistling must’ve really lost popularity in the past couple of years2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Someone needs to invent a fucking artifical gut microbe that breaks down everything that enters the stomach into the most healthy output possible from its genetic composition! You could live off chocolate or dirt!2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Sure there’s post nut clarity, but there also post post nut clarity where you realize you’ll be back into it tomorrow.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post It sucks that one mistake can undo all the good that you’ve ever done, but that one good thing cannot undo the mistake you’ve done.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post People under the age of 35 probably have never experienced going through the airport with no wheels on their luggage.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Because telescopes work using mirrors, we won’t know if there are any space vampires until it is far too late.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The international space station takes the smartest people on the planet and turns them into maintenance workers2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The mechanism in your brain that communicates with your sphincter so you don’t shit your pants is the real MVP of your body.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post You know you’re an adult when you care more about your parents’ health than they do.2 years ago2 years ago
