View Full Post When technology allows us to record dreams people will have their own library of self-created porn.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The CIA probably has the biggest database of dick pics in the world2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post In 50 years it’s going to be normal having gamers as grandparents2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Loud farts are perceived to be less stinky because the smell is expected after hearing the fart sound, whereas in a silent fart the smell is unexpected until it hits you.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Whenever you die, you’ll end up contributing to statistics of how you died. Therefore you can’t even live without completing a survey.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Men get tattoos of pin up girls and naked ladies but women don’t get tattoos of naked men2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Someone at some point in your life has probably seen you at your best and hoped to see you again but never did, without you ever realizing or even knowing their very existence.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Powerball billionaires are probably way better for the economy than traditional billionaires2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The more people talk about the Powerball drawing at your work, the more likely you’re all underpaid and overworked2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Meat consumed as comfort food is also an emotional support animal.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post The inability to easily lick our genitals is probably up there with opposable thumbs for allowing humankind to advance.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post You’ve probably done something habitually that a stranger has noticed, thought was cool, and tried to emulate2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post A lot of people are probably alive as a result of ancient Greeks orgy parties.2 years ago2 years ago
