View Full Post The implication of a hotdog being puréed meat in animal casing (intestine) is that a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog’s casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs.3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again.3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post The person that invented toast was just like “Damn that bread is good, cook it again”3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post James Webb telescope is the most expensive wallpaper generator in the world3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post You can argue with someone on the internet and then coincidentally meet them in person and be kind to them without either of you knowing at all.3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post zombie movies are the only place in which people dont immediately recognize people acting like zombies3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post Unborn babies are the only people allowed to kick pregnant women.3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post We are covered in an organ that can detect small fluctuations of output from a fusion reactor 93 million miles away.3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post People are much more desensitized to seeing other people die than seeing animals/pets die.3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post Humans are Lucky that our arms are long enough to reach our buttholes.3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post A parent making fun of his kid because the kid watches someone else play a game on Twitch is doing exactly the same when he watches sports on TV3 years ago3 years ago
View Full Post Based on how much you can bond with someone by hating the same thing, a dating app based on dislikes would probably be fairly successful.3 years ago3 years ago
