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View Full Post In the Harry Potter universe, instead of drugs they have potions, so they probably have potion addicts and potion dealers. Some wizards are likely in potion rehab, and unfortunately some die from potion overdose.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post If you were the last person alive on earth, you’d be all, the richest, poorest, thinnest, fattest, biggest, smallest, healthiest, weakest, tallest, shortest person alive.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Scooby-Doo showed us that crimes are usually committed by people we know and trust2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Constipation is preferable over diarrhea in a public setting, but diarrhea is preferable over constipation in a private setting.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post after one barely survives the process of getting marooned on a desert isle the fact that coconuts are encased in a rock hard shell and grow way out of reach seems like an especially harsh fuck yo2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Up until seventy years ago, no one in the history of humanity had ever sat up in the middle of the night and said, “What’s that beeping sound?”2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Because ravens can vocalise speech, like parrots can, it’s plausible that Edgar Allen Poe based his story on a real raven.2 years ago2 years ago
View Full Post Eating spicy food causes pain, but we’ve collectively decided that we like the taste of pain so it’s seen as normal.2 years ago2 years ago
