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It’s convenient that water can’t get cold enough that drinking it injures us the way that really hot water does.

Every day for the next ten days is going to be the same backwards:5/20/25 5/21/25 5/22/25 5/23/25 5/24/25 5/25/25 5/26/25 5/27/25 5/28/25 5/29/25

We associate monocles with rich people despite the fact they didn’t spend the money on a full set of glasses.

If the whole world relived the same day over and over, Groundhog Day style, it would probably take some people a while to notice.

There are people alive today who have heard the camera-shutter sound-effect more often than they’ve heard real shutters.

Your phone vibrating without any type of notification is a new form of psychosis.

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