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Someone has let out the biggest fart in a particular year, or century, or even human history, and they probably don’t even realise it.
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[Image] You are far more amazing than you think…
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A 500-page book really only has 250 pages in it.
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The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine
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When you’re a kid playing truth or dare, Dare is the scary option. When you’re an adult it’s Truth.
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Maybe we would have actual magic nowadays if we didn’t burn all those witches back in the day
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Cellphones really need an angry hang up feature that makes it sound like you’re slamming the phone down
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Veterinarians must see more grown men cry than any other profession.
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When we sleep, our brains make up stories and then proceed to get scared by those stories.
