Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
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The farther away you can wave hi to someone, the closer you are as friends.
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People who snore are annoying as fuck for 33% of their lives
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The higher you go in a building the cleaner the stairs get
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Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems.
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Girls don’t compliment guys because they’re likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don’t know how to handle it
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As a loner, it’s not about not having friends. It’s a lack of quality people.
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Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the fuck are we doing here.
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People are infinitely more likely to drink something that tastes terrible if it fucks them up than drink something that tastes terrible if it makes them 100% healthier.
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Nobody knows who the loneliest person alive is
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