Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.
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Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.
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The flavor of Dr. Pepper, animal crackers, and Swedish Fish are near impossible to describe, but they taste like the color they consist of.
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As a loner, it’s not about not having friends. It’s a lack of quality people.
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The working definition of “millenial” seems to be “anyone younger than the person speaking.”
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“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.
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During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
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The better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete it
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Unborn babies are the only people allowed to kick pregnant women.
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Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.
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