Month: April 2025
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Due to toilets, it’s very unlikely that the world record for the biggest shit will be knowingly broken.
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Its illegal to let your child/pet starve, but legal to let them get morbidly obese
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It’s crazy how the previous generations were so addicted to cigarettes that they had inbuilt lighters in their cars.
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If you get a sunburn while you have goosebumps, does it look like a normal sunburn or does it look textured?
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Planes can fly in reverse if headwinds are strong enough.
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Grape soda is always purple, which completely ignores the existence of green grapes.
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Fleeing prey animals are heating up the predator’s meal.
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Some people chew the dry skin off their lips. They’re literally eating themselves. That’s casual self-cannibalism.
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Humans get more instructions on how to microwave packaged meals than they do on raising a child from birth and beyond.
