Month: September 2024
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Men can’t keep Kleenex or lotion next to bed without it looking suspicious.
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Wild animals die of natural causes.
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New Year falling on first day of spring would make more sense – with the whole death and rebirth cycle.
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The chances of losing all your money after winning the lottery are 70%, compared to a 0.00000034% chance of actually winning, yet people still play.
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It’s crazy that companies think that forcing people to watch an unskippable ad will make them more likely to buy a product.
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Newfoundland has two special time zones, not one. Its standard and daylight savings time zones are both unique worldwide.
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Generation X, for example, is a placeholder until hindsight provides a better descriptor.
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A plastic, screw-top bottle of Coca-Cola would have been a one-of-a-kind luxury 150 years ago. 300 years ago, it would have an energy potion in a magical bottle. Today, it’s tooth-rotting garbage packaged in trash.
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Because of all the “keep social distance” stickers hanging around everywhere even after covid, some kids will start distancing without knowing why it was.
