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Hey, folks! As some of you may already be aware, certain users are receiving private messages – ostensibly from moderators of large subreddits – in which they are told that they've won a gift card, a cash prize, or a robotic ferret. (I may have made that last one up.) Anyway, we wanted to take...

The real winner in “every child gets a trophy” is the trophy company

To cannibals, vegans are their version of grass-fed meat.

If humanity discovered telepathy it’d probably have pop up ads within 24 hours.

In GTA: 5 real life minutes are hours in game meaning the three minute songs on the in game radio are hours long in the GTA universe.

“Horrible”, “horrifying” and “horrific” describe negative experiences. So do “terrible” and “terrifying”. But “terrific” is used positively.

We can feel every surface on our body simultaneously but don’t even notice it

The word “cowboy” is cool but would make a bad superhero

If there’s hair in your food the hair is disgusting , but if there’s food in your hair the food is disgusting.

It seems that every sock that gets lost in the wash gets reincarnated as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit on any container.