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Hey, folks! As some of you may already be aware, certain users are receiving private messages – ostensibly from moderators of large subreddits – in which they are told that they've won a gift card, a cash prize, or a robotic ferret. (I may have made that last one up.) Anyway, we wanted to take...

The real winner in “every child gets a trophy” is the trophy company

You can argue with someone on the internet and then coincidentally meet them in person and be kind to them without either of you knowing at all.

There is a certain point in life where you get old enough to not swear in front of children instead of in front of adults.