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If there’s hair in your food the hair is disgusting , but if there’s food in your hair the food is disgusting.

It seems that every sock that gets lost in the wash gets reincarnated as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit on any container.

One day a kid is going to grow up and be told that his or her gender reveal caused the entire state of California to go up in flames.

We really do take clear blue skies for granted.

Seeing one Helicopter in the sky is perfectly normal, but seeing a lot of them is fucking terrifying