Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

Solar power is the only form of mass energy generation that doesn’t involve spinning something.

Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.

Being colorblind is annoying, but if you were the only one who could see color in a colorblind society, you would probably be a complete outcast.

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The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire

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the bucs perfectly captured the spirit of tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to florida to retire

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