Shower Thoughts
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For pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship
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Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.
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You know you’re an adult when you care more about your parents’ health than they do.
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People who snore are annoying as fuck for 33% of their lives
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During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
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if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes
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Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be “one”.
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Yoga is single player twister.
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Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.
