Shower Thoughts
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The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.
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Nobody knows who the loneliest person alive is
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We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.
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The great thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do. The terrible thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do.
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For pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship
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Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.
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You know you’re an adult when you care more about your parents’ health than they do.
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People who snore are annoying as fuck for 33% of their lives
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During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
