Wow Thoughts
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Inventing or discovering fire, metals, the wheel, figuring out which mushrooms to eat was likely repeated in different regions of the world countless times, since there was no recording or communication of learnings
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The international space station takes the smartest people on the planet and turns them into maintenance workers
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People in the Kool Aid universe probably need to buy Kool Aid Man insurance in case he destroys their house
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Our buttholes are watertight. We can go swimming, get water in our ears, nose, and mouth, our butts however, no water
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Signing contracts with blood actually makes sense. A written signature can be forged or ambiguous, but the DNA test will always show whose signature it is.
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Human beings are intelligent enough to solve all of problems we share as a species, but too selfish to sacrifice the life of leisure we have to do so.
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“Take a picture, it will last longer” was probably a much more snarky comment back when everyone didn’t have a camera in their pockets.
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Wheel of Fortune’s minimum wheel prize has kept up with inflation better than the federal minimum wage has.
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For some babies born over the last year, as far as they can comprehend, their close family are the only people on Earth with mouths and noses.
