Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must really suck for students at Hogwarts.

You have a limited number of heartbeats in your life. You can literally hear the countdown to your death.

If one or both conjoned twins have schizophrenia then it would be far less noticeable as it’s normal for them to talk as two in one body.

Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups…

Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

3 years ago 3 years ago

Someone needs to invent a fucking artifical gut microbe that breaks down everything that enters the stomach into the most healthy output possible from its genetic composition! You could live off chocolate or dirt!

by showerthoughts

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someone needs to invent a fucking artifical gut microbe that breaks down everything that enters the stomach into the most healthy output possible from its genetic composition you could live off c