Most left-handed people use their right hand to shake hands.

Eventually, the “share sized” candy bars will be the original sized candy bars before shrinkflation.

In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.

Contortionists probably have a better chance of surviving a car crash.

Phone companies should just release plastic versions of their phones for people who would otherwise keep them in a bulky case for their whole life.

Superman could hear all the sex his parents had in great detail before learning to control his powers.

3 years ago 3 years ago

If you wear two socks on one foot and none on the other, you would technically be wearing a pair of socks

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if you wear two socks on one foot and none on the other you would technically be wearing a pair of socks

If you wear two socks on one foot and none on the other, you would technically be wearing a pair of socks