Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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If Timothée Chalamet’s Dune and Wonka characters switched places, they would have been successful in overthrowing the Harkonen and chocolate cartel, just accomplished in very different ways.

May 29, 2025
I’ve realized that when you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

May 28, 2025
The first horse to be ridden must have been surprised.

May 27, 2025
When a military aircraft does a flyover for the national anthem, they’re showing you just how precisely they can time an air attack.

May 26, 2025
Most of us live our whole lives surrounded by trees and plants we can’t even name.

May 25, 2025
Most people are disgusted by insects touching their food but happily enjoy eating honey, which is made by insects regurgitating nectar into each other’s mouths.

May 24, 2025
It’s convenient that water can’t get cold enough that drinking it injures us the way that really hot water does.

May 23, 2025
Every day for the next ten days is going to be the same backwards:5/20/25 5/21/25 5/22/25 5/23/25 5/24/25 5/25/25 5/26/25 5/27/25 5/28/25 5/29/25

May 22, 2025
We associate monocles with rich people despite the fact they didn’t spend the money on a full set of glasses.

May 21, 2025
If the whole world relived the same day over and over, Groundhog Day style, it would probably take some people a while to notice.

May 20, 2025