Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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There are people alive today who have heard the camera-shutter sound-effect more often than they’ve heard real shutters.

May 19, 2025
Your phone vibrating without any type of notification is a new form of psychosis.

May 18, 2025
You’ve very likely never seen a real monkey eating a banana.

May 17, 2025
If someone actually has the worst day ever, they’d probably brush it off because ‘other people have it worse’.

May 16, 2025
It must be insanely time-consuming to design fonts for Chinese and Japanese.

May 15, 2025
We just automatically assume that eggs in recipes means chicken eggs.

May 14, 2025
We’re pretty lucky that pigeons make gentle cooing noises and not loud squawking noises.

May 13, 2025
Hip Hop will soon be considered “dad music”.

May 12, 2025
Getting drafted can either be the best day of your life (sports) or the worst day of your life. (military)

May 11, 2025
In bathrooms, a wet door handle should be more comforting than a dry one.

May 10, 2025