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Swimming is one of the only sports where coaches tell you to breathe less instead of more.

June 17, 2025
I don’t like to go to sleep because it’s difficult to find a comfortable sleeping position. I also don’t like to get up in the morning because this means I have to abandon the perfect sleeping position I’ve spent so much time searching for.

June 16, 2025
The person who discovered popcorn must have been really surprised by it.

June 15, 2025
If you didn’t watch it air, you’d never be able to catch up with the Truman Show.

June 14, 2025
The banning of honey in Bee Movie wouldn’t lead to an overproduction in Barry’s hive if honey wasn’t already being harvested from his hive.

June 13, 2025
The price for seat 11A on every flight is going to be higher from now on.

June 12, 2025
If reincarnation was real everyone would pick a super rich person as their easy-mode tutorial mission, and that is why they all act so crazy.

June 11, 2025
In depictions of Lucifer where you can see he used to be beautiful, what if he just looks like that because he’s depressed and hasn’t showered for a few thousand years?

June 10, 2025
If the Magic School Bus kids could safely explore inside someone’s body, that person must’ve had a seriously suppressed immune system — because a healthy immune system would’ve definitely elicited an immune response and attacked them.

June 9, 2025
The Grinch’s enlarged heart was likely a medical cause of his personality change, not a symptom of it.

June 8, 2025