Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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If we had no helium in our atmosphere, our voices would be a tad more manlier.

June 8, 2025
I don’t think that I would be able to recognize my genitals in an album of genitals.

June 7, 2025
The immediate practical society reply when immortality is achieved would be a chaotic world crisis related to the pension assets.

June 6, 2025
Once you find a 4 leaf clover, the chance of finding another increases.

June 5, 2025
If you sleep 5 hours per night and die at age 75, you’ll still have spent just as many years awake as a person who sleeps 8 hours per night and dies at age 89.

June 4, 2025
In a more futuristic post-apocalyptic world, no one will be able to use machinery they find on their travels because they won’t have the app for it.

June 3, 2025
We’re pretty lucky that the inside of our body itch isn’t a thing.

June 2, 2025
Not gonna lie. Some days I feel like a few trips to the psych ward might benefit me.

June 1, 2025
As people die and atoms shift around, there might one day be a worm completely made up of atoms that once knew what cosmic horrors and taxes were.

May 31, 2025
Babies probably know and recognise most places from just their ceilings.

May 30, 2025