Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.

May 9, 2025
Many superheroes actually don’t have to put their pants on one leg at a time.

May 8, 2025
Catch Me If You Can is an actor playing an actor who can’t act.

May 7, 2025
There’s probably a travel agency somewhere already thinking about offering a 2061 Halley’s Comet cruise package.

May 6, 2025
While obviously even, it just feels wrong for a number like 777,777,772 to not be odd.

May 5, 2025
People that grew up with abusive parents would probably survive longer in an ‘A Quiet Place’ scenario.

May 4, 2025
The first 2/3 years of the Truman Show must’ve been really boring to watch.

May 3, 2025
For an average person, the most annoying thing to hear is most likely their wakeup alarm sound.

May 1, 2025
Every left-handed member of the Beatles is still alive, while every right-handed member is dead.

April 30, 2025
Due to toilets, it’s very unlikely that the world record for the biggest shit will be knowingly broken.

April 29, 2025