Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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The last thing you feel when you get your head cut off is often your head smashing into the ground, not your head getting cut off.

June 27, 2025
A group chat named after you is the one you’re least likely to be in.

June 26, 2025
We are living in the good old days of chatbots and artificial intelligence.

June 25, 2025
Why don’t they make a massage place where you can just go sleep after?

June 24, 2025
When you wake up to roll over in bed, it’s like changing the channels on the dreams you’re having.

June 23, 2025
If Pinocchio said that his nose grew every time he told the truth, he could’ve lied to everyone.

June 22, 2025
Poltergeists in New Jersey must be extra angry since they have to spend eternity in New Jersey.

June 21, 2025
Front lawns are mostly just for show.

June 20, 2025
Statistically speaking, the most common final words men across history have heard before dying are probably “I love you” or “Fire”.

June 19, 2025
The majority of monsters aren’t evil, just hungry.

June 18, 2025