Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.
You’ve probably set your personal record for going without blinking when you weren’t thinking about it.
Human stupidity will most likely be the reason we go extinct
National anthems are country music
A minotaur is a cowboy.
If chickens came from dinosaurs, and assuming dinosaurs tasted like chickens, earth must have smelled like fried chicken for a while after the asteroid hit.
Everyone has a favorite stall in the restroom at work, but no one ever talks about it.
You really under appreciate how much each muscle you have does until they are sore.